Central highlands

This is where God sleeps usually from 12:00 to 1:00

Siberia is a deceiving place, it is seemingly a cold forest inhabitated by no one. In fact this is where most Russian marksmen come from. It is also one of the only places in Russia where the flowers are not invincible and cannot eat foriegn people such as French people. This place also happens to be where God takes his afternoon napes.