Jesus (Peter the Great)

Jesus (Peter the Great) was God's son who came to this Earth three times. Once as a Jewish man named Jesus, which is why he is called so. The second one was a Russian boy, soon to be Tsar Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov. He saw what a shit hole the world had become and decided to declare Russia an empire in order to make the planet "less gay". He was Jesus' favorite form of himself because his mustache was more epic than the Bible. Jesus' third coming, or his current form, is Vladimir Putin. Jesus choose to come back as a Russian due to the fact he hates everyone else. Vladimir Putin being a KGB agent gave him the powers of a KGB agent, a Russian and of course Jesus powers. These made him one of the most ultimate true badass the world has ever seen. Peter the Great and Vladimir Putin are class 1 badasses. Jesus in his first form was the only non-Russian to reach class 1 badass.